Today, I would have liked to have been standing in The Mall being fed Polo Mints by well wishers. Her plan was to decorate me with a necklace of Union Jacks and then go to gate crash the street party in Stoke Climsland. Alas, She ordered bunting which had huge flags.
This is not a good look. To Her credit, She did conclude that my being festooned in 10 feet of large plastic flags was likely to be a hazard at a street party.
Plan B was to go for a hack with my chum Freddie, and take advantage of the lack of traffic by exploring the other side of the A388. Had a very pleasant ride, even though the roads were actually swarming with Royal Wedding refuseniks driving aimlessly about.