Promotion!

I have been promoted!  My new job title is Head of Field Operations.  My old performance targets have been cancelled, and I am now in charge of making sure that everything in the field runs smoothly.

 

I am to create and oversee the implementation of tools utilised in the field with the aim of enhancing operational effectiveness.  I am to oversee the implementation of best practice in the field to make the overall operation more efficient.  Identification of field operational solutions that will improve productivity is also part of my responsibilities.  This may include repelling deer, sheep and any other intruders.  It is clear that I have the gravitas needed to be successful in this role. 

In addition, I am tasked with carrying Her to collect eggs and escorting Freddie the cob from time to time.  I have been allocated an assistant, so have added management responsibilities as well.   Phew, that must be worth a raise in my carrot quotient.

Here I am kept busy supervising my young assistant

Here I check that all is well in the field

My underling sleeping on the job, you can't get the staff these days...